purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

lameborghini:

u know it’s hot outside when u go outside and it’s hot

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fvckjojofromboston:

he was on one

freemindfreebody:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

All I can say is :
Boohoohoo.

idlemindthatdreams:

This might be the best thing anybody has ever tweeted

idlemindthatdreams:

This might be the best thing anybody has ever tweeted

perchu:

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

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i dont like this

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issybees:

did sumbody say pahp punk??!

issybees:

did sumbody say pahp punk??!

consulting-tomato:

sneakyfeets:

douboolejoeseven:

MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER

i dont get it

Its a science thing

blazepress:

Thats no way to live.

marvelentertainment:

Welcome back! It’s #MarvelMotivationMonday - because we care.

marvelentertainment:

Welcome back! It’s #MarvelMotivationMonday - because we care.

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

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grinsoviet:

Forbidden love

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Fairy Godmother’s rendition of Holding out for a Hero